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We apologize to those who feel their lives have been negatively impacted by our site. We can only work so hard, and we can only do so much, but we do it all. If you were already infected prior to discovering this site, we vigorously, vociferously apologize to you for this, God’s very damnation on earth, despite our best efforts. We should have done more to raise your awareness, and we know that, and we’re sorry.
Here at AIDS Mapper, we bend over backwards (but never forwards, thank you very much) to make sure we don’t invade the privacy of any human being. Once a person crosses over, however, and becomes an Infected, all rights are obviously revoked, because at that point you should be in a leper colony but for the AIDS, and if it was up to us that’s where you’d be. That’s illegal and the baby Jesus weeps, so we do the next best thing and help the citizens of our world not become one of you.
We disclaim that we love our children as we love our lord, and we confess the sin of pride in the work we do, the data we harvest, and the lives we protect.
We disclaim that our data is not official, according to the attorneys, but that it really is and we all know it, and if it weren’t for the attorneys, we’d just tell it like it is and not pretend like it isn’t real in our TV news appearances.
Sometimes our data is preliminary, so technically some of the names listed may be in error, though it’s rare and it doesn’t hurt anybody by listing a few false positives.
Our data from the site can not be used in any court of law, unless your judge is St. Peter and the right hand you place down is upon His own good book at the gates of His own kingdom.
We only do this because we care. Many of our most passionate volunteers are themselves reformed homosexuals, so we know what you’re going through with your gayness, and as much as we’d like to cure all of you, some things can only be handled by His holiness on high.
We also need to disclaim that we have a privacy policy, and that you should probably read that too.