AIDS Mapper Frequently Asked Questions

What Is This AIDS Stuff Anyways?

Many people have this question, and it’s a very valid one, especially in these days of convoluted “science” and extra-biblical “reason.” The easy explanation is that HIV/AIDS is a blood-borne viral infection transmitted primarily among members of high risk groups, but the longer, much more difficult answer, is that it is the very curse of God, handed down as punishment on earth for drug abuse, homosexuality, and the selfish evils of having needed a blood transfusion prior to 1984. God, as we all know, based on the Bible, has always hated these things.

Many scientists believe AIDS is caused by two or more homosexuals being rubbed together. It’s like the way rubbing your hands together causes heat; well rubbed gays cause AIDS, even if they only do it once in the woods with nobody around.

Our God is not just a vengeful God, as He’s so perfectly depicted in the Old Testament. This idea is inaccurate and outmoded. No, our God is also a loving, compassionate, caring and forgiving deity, as better exhibited in the New Testament.

He still hates queers and drug users, and that’s why He made the AIDS. He did it to set the chosen apart from the Infected and the righteous from the sinners.

Who can report an Infected?

At this point we are only able to accept infection reports from medical professionals, law enforcement officers, former spouses, friends and family members of the Infected, and the Infected themselves.

What about GRIDS?

AIDS by any other name is still the same. Even though the medical community abandoned use of the term GRIDS (Gay Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome), we know many evangelicals still use it instead of HIV/AIDS.

What about HIV?

A common misconception among the medical community is that the HIV and the AIDS are different. They are not, they are one and the same, and we do lump them together for tracking purposes.

What about Gay Cancer?

Carposi’s Sarcoma, or “Gay Cancer,” is only one symptom of AIDS or GRIDS. We do not track it separately, since many of the Infected do not enjoy the infliction of gay cancer themselves.

Can I report someone?

Sure can. Just use our handy Report An Infected form to report yourself, someone you love, or someone you don’t love. Medical professionals and medical insurance professionals are encouraged to sign up for a bulk registration account to make it easier to submit large numbers of names at a single time.

This is legal, right?

When it comes to the letter of the law, there is no black and white, and no right or wrong. Murder is wrong, and having the AIDS is the same thing. Men have been charged with murder for knowingly infecting women. Don’t think of us as pulling the trigger, think of us as the people telling you the gun is loaded.

Are we afraid of vigilantism? (Do we encourage vigilantism?)

We are not afraid of it and we definitely don’t encourage it. Any attempt to confront the Infected may result in becoming an Infected yourself. Thats not something you want to risk. The very purpose of this site is to aid you and those you care about, in avoiding infected people completely.

I want to beat up some gays. Is this site for me?

Yes and no. You can’t use this list to figure out who is gay, and you can’t use it to figure out who to beat up. Remember, it only takes one drop of blood, saliva, sweat or tears to come in contact with your skin to become one of them, so if a name appears in our database, that beating you deliver within an inch of life may be your own life. Only God can strike people down, and your attempt to be God may bring his hateful wrath upon you, causing you to catch the AIDS or the gay.

I want to complain about this service a lot. Can you help?

No. We do not help people complain about us. It goes against our mission statement and we don’t want to encourage it. You can call radio shows or post comments about us in your secular internets, but we’re not going to help.

This sure is constitutional, isn’t it?

We ran in to some problems last year with a homosexual attorney from California who tried unsuccessfully to argue that publishing his name was a violation of his constitutional rights. He tried to say that the right to privacy is in the bill of rights, but that’s still being debated. For constitutional grounding, look no further than the Declaration of Independence. It says that every man has the inalienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. You have the right to life. That is exactly what we are here to protect. No one has the right to place your life at risk.

Where do we get our information?

We get it from a variety of sources. The vast majority is submitted to us in confidence by medical professionals who share our concerns. Much of it is also submitted to us by our own vigilant users. There are more people who care about your health and well-being than you can possibly realize. If you want to know who cares about the survival of the species, you need only look out your window and see who is looking back. That’s us. We stare because we care.

Can I advertise on this site?

We are very careful about who we let advertise on this site and what services that are advertised. For example, we’ll gladly accept a wholesome site like VictimsOfChildren.com, but not a blasphemous site like 15yroldVirgin.com. Price is not an object, but if you’re curious, we charge only $300 per week for text links, $700 per week for banners.

I once had a man-on-man experience in the military. Do I have AIDS?

No you do not, because man-on-man experiences don’t happen in the military except in homosexual agenda driven Hollywood movie industry. Don’t bother getting tested, you’re probably safe, statistically. It’s as unlikely as a gay cowboy, which is an oxymoron itself. No such thing.

Do you list people who had AIDS before but got cured?

Yes we do. Only a few people have been cured of the AIDS so far, and we’re not about to let you take that risk. Where did you hear about the cure?

Is it true you can prevent AIDS infection by using a dehumidifier in the room?

It may be possible, depending upon where and how liberally it is utilized, but there is still more research to be done before a definitive answer can be determined.

Can I catch AIDS from monkeys?

Yes, you can. Please do not attempt to disprove this theory at home; the results are sure to be disastrous.

You let paid members remove themselves from the list. Isn’t this a conflict of interest?

Whose interest? No seriously though, it isn’t a conflict of interest. Our database is mostly accurate, so obviously somebody is going to fall through the cracks. We trust our paid members with the lives of those around them, and if they can afford to be members of this site, it’s almost impossible they could be Infected.